distraction:

is it normal that i want to have a social life but i hate people

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• My teacher: Get into groups!
• Me: how about no

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“please do not tap on the glass it disturbs the animals” is a sign i am taping onto my bedroom door

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• operator: 911, please hold.
• me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
• murderer: k

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